Subscription boxes can really suck.... but we think they can be great!
I've seen countless social media posts of unhappy succulent subscription box customers. They received a beautiful box and glossy literature with 2 puny and rotting barely rooted cuttings. That gives us frowny faces.
Our subscription box is different (and we think better)!
Your box will be packaged in the same box as all our orders and any special care instructions will be included in a post on my Instagram (www.instagram.com/thisdoesntsucculent).
Why aren't we including a fancy box and glossy care cards? Because we value you as a customer and want to put all our focus and money into the PLANTS since that is what you're actually buying.
No gimmicks or worthless freebies just gorgeous plants! We don't have the cheapest succulent box you'll find but we do have the best!
So what DO you get?
1) once per quarter (4 times per year) that box will contain "rare" and hard-to-find succulents most of which will be imports, Occasionally, I find something amazing nearby. These plants will vary box to box and could be echeveria, graptopetalum, cactus or something else. There won't be any repeats in a year (so a 2022 rare box might include something that was in a 2021 rare box). I'll focus on variegated, crested, or otherwise awesome "rare" and hard-to-find succulents. It'll be a surprise of what is coming each quarter. You'll receive 1-2 rare plants per box depending upon variety and size.
2 ) My imports aren't standard size but you'll receive a good value for your money. My goal is to have succulents that are exclusive to the subscription boxes.
3) You will be charged $35 (plus tax for California residents) every 3 months (once per quarter) every quarter until you cancel your subscription.
4) The cost of each box is averaged out over the length of your subscription so that there is an equal monthly payment, Should you decide to cancel at any time during your subscription there will be a $10 cancelation fee on regular boxes and $15 on heat pack subscription boxes. You must cancel by the 10th of the month prior to when your box is due to ship.
5) Your subscription box is all inclusive and there is no additional charge for shipping. ALL boxes will ship priority mail the first week of the first month of the quarter. This is another reason our price is higher than other boxes you'll find. We don't want to risk your plant's health by having extra time in the box while in route to you.
**IF YOU LIVE IN AN AREA THAT GETS COLD WEATHER IN THE WINTER MAKE SURE YOU CHOOSE "WITH HEAT PACK" WHEN SELECTING YOUR SUBSCRIPTION. THE COST DIFFERENCE IS ONLY FOR THE HEAT PACK COST AND EXTRA SHIPPING.**
Due to the lead time for procuring imported succulents the rare boxes are on set months. JANUARY, APRIL, JULY, and OCTOBER only (barring any delays with imports arriving). Unfortunately this can cause up to a 2 month wait to get onto the quarterly cycle of shipments. Payments must be received 6 weeks before the first week of the first month of the quarter to ship on schedule. If I have extra inventory of that box's plant I can ship your subscription to catch you up with the cycle.
Picture is representative of imports. Imports you receive may or may not be the same variety of those pictured