Plant Killers Club Monthly Subscription
Plant Killers Club Monthly Subscription

Plant Killers Club Monthly Subscription

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Raise your hand if you're a plant killer. (Me: raises hand).

I've killed way more plants than I'd care to admit. 

Succulents can be difficult to care for in their ideal climates but it can feel down right impossible trying to grow thriving succulents indoors.

I say everyone deserves lovely, colorful succulents and you shouldn't have to buy hundreds of dollars of growlights, special soil mix, a moisture meter and more in order to do that. 

It's 2021 and after the last year we've all had we should leave the guilt over killing a plant back in 2020. We don't need that here!

Welcome to the Plant Killers Club! We're nice here and won't give you crap if (when?) your plant dies. We'll wear our badges with pride and if we're suddenly surrounded by thriving succulents we'll gift them to someone else or call ourselves the queen of succulents.

If you want to have a little bit of colorful happiness year-round just follow these simple steps.

Step 1: Add this subscription to your cart and check out.

Step 2: Wait until the 2nd week of the month for your subscription to arrive at your door.

Step 3: Open box

Step 4: Put plant in pot

Step 5: Enjoy for a few weeks.

Step 6: Kill plant and throw it in the trash (or gift it to someone else).

Step 7: Repeat steps 2-6

Your first month you'll receive a 4" succulent and the drop-in ribbed, white cement pot. Every month after that you'll receive a 4" succulent with soil in its greenhouse plastic pot.

It's the perfect fit for your plant and has no drainage hole so if you decide to water your plant it won't get water all over your furniture. The plant in the photo is just to represent the pot size. The plant will be different every month. 

Be sure to choose "WITH HEAT PACK" if you live where winter is mean.